Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Magical R&D Shop

I need financing to start a Magical R&D shop. The only way to make progress with all this spiritual stuff, the only way to come up with a meaningful standard by which angels, demons, and whatever other types of spirits we conjure can be measured is to have a consistent practice, and an observational lab environment.

And volunteers. We'll need people to tell us how they feel as we conjure angels to curse them, and then demons to do the same.

The military applications of this type of science are unlimited. America's entering a Grummet phase, so it's feasible. Maybe I'll market it as "Mind Control, Inc." Too subtle?