Saturday, May 16, 2009


Ok, so the other day on Facebook, I took a quiz called "Are you on a Boat." It turned out I was on a boat. I had no idea what the fuck it was about.

Today I found out. Saturday Night Live has these little movies and I had no idea. Digital Shorts. Hulu, thanks for rotting my brain the rest of the way. If you get a chance, check out Dick in a Box with Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg. And Motherlovers.

But the most important thing you can watch today...

Ok, not the MOST important. Watching other people perform isn't that important, really. yOu should be all performing your duties as a magician, fulfilling your roles and responsibilities as the Image of God, you fuckin' slacker...

But in between conjuring angels and demons to rule the world, take a break and watch a day in the life of Natalie Portman. For all the fans of Star Wars, V for Vendetta, and ... did she do anything else? Who knows. But this I like.