Dude, all those rituals for wealth and success and riches? They fucking worked!
Global Rich List
Check out THAT link. I'm in the richest 0.85% of the global population. I'm number 51,263,593 in the world. That only leaves 51,263,592 people to beat for the win!
I'm sure that's not the point of the link, but it's nice to know what my rank is, my standings, and have some idea of how many people there are to take out before I'm number 1.
Actually, the link isn't as accurate as I'd like. It tops out at the top 0.001%. Still, it's a useful guideline.
Thanks to Lavanah for the link.