We conservatives outnumber you roughly three to one here in America. If you want to keep your alien president (whose aunt is an illegal immigrant who thinks America owes her citizenship) and the house and congress, you'd better get crackin' and register to vote. We're coming out of the woodwork, and frankly, my fellow conservatives make me a little nervous. Kinda skeered, if you catch my drift.
So if you want to keep this country heading in a Socialist direction, you'd better be registered and prepared to vote. Otherwise my nutter friends will take back congress and the house. And then we'll win the White House, and it will be George Bush all over again. And not the wimpy-didn't-start-a-war-with-all-of-Islam Bush, I'm talking about the Haliburton-funded-cocaine-off-a-hooker's-ass Bush.
So get registered.
Oh, for the record, I can't see how you registered, or even who registered. All I can see is how many people I've gotten to register through my link. So I'm not keeping detailed tabs on you.
ReplyDeleteI have been registered to vote since 1984. Personally I do not care how people vote as long as they vote. My father used to say that you did not have the right to complain about the government if you did not vote. I vote, therefore I get to complain.
ReplyDeleteSome of us are already registered.
ReplyDeleteSome of us *pre-registered* when we were 17 =p
Also, honestly, what presidency isn't improved by cocaine and hookers?
I live in the Socialist Republic of Portland now, so I accosted by a pretty young blonde who registered me to vote while riding the train to the farmers market.
ReplyDeleteNeat, huh?
I'm already registered, but its good you're trying to get people interested.
ReplyDeleteI'm already registered to vote, and I'm an anarchist. How do ya like them apples?!
ReplyDeleteI'm registered to vote in California, which means I get to vote for Governor Moonbeam. How awesome is that?
ReplyDeleteCarla Fiorina can go find another Fortune 500 company to mismanage and get a huge severance bonus from.
Have been registered, voting and complaining since 1980. This is an interesting time for those of us who are political junkies.
ReplyDeleteI am also registered.
ReplyDeleteThis is a ballsy post considering that the occult and "new age" and many enthusiasts thereof have terrible, terrible fucking politics, it makes me cringe.
I think I'll wear my "Fight Socialism" shirt today.
:) I suspect that I have been a registered voter and have been voting, longer than some of your readers have been alive!
ReplyDeleteAlready registered to vote. I gotta tell you though reading your post made me simultaneously laugh and shiver in fear. Especially the bit about "Haliburton-funded-cocaine-off-a-hooker's-ass Bush" XD
ReplyDeleteTo manage both reactions at once--that's damn good writing.