Thursday, August 05, 2010


Holy crap, I just described myself as an "Initiated Neo-Platonic Animist Hermetic Magician attempting to accomplish the Great Work, without getting too hung up on himself in the process."

With a straight face, even.

This author bio writing thing is fun.


  1. Really? I hate writing those things. I usually end up with "I live near Chicago," and that's about as far as I can get. For some reason, I always want to fabricate the existence of cats. I don't know why, but I always have in my head that author bios always mention the number of cats a person lives with.

  2. Two questions:

    1. What book are you writing an author bio for?

    2. Do I know the guy you're describing? Sounds fascinating.


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