I need some dirt. I can get East Coast and DC dirt myself, but I need some dirt from across America for a project I've got going. I only need a tablespoon or so, and I'd be much obliged if you'd be willing to send me some.
I need some from Florida, Texas, California, Washington State, Montana or North Dakota, and Maine. And Nebraska. Preferably from banks or financial institutions. Hawaii, Alaska, and Puerto Rico too, if possible.
If you live in these states and would be willing to put a spoonful of dirt into a plastic baggie and send it to me, please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.